Secretly, the house hated Betsy
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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13 comments:
The "destroy planet" button doesn't work. Disappointed!
Besty found out that wood was not a good material for feminine hygiene products, but was quite suitable as a prosthesis. They never again played on that rooftop, but cherished the memories.
'...if all that flat-capped ruffian can smell is bush, I'll probably be safe' thought Betsy.
"Rubbing your vagina won't cure cancer" said little Willie as he stood astonished.
Medicine evolved years later.
"Do we really have to go Timmy? It's ... really ...uh ... quite ...mmmm... pleasantsittingheeerreeeeeeeennnnnngggggg!
Ok we can go now."
"Well, that's good news for me, then, Becky. I've always quite preferred deciduous!"
"Mom says you're still too young to ride the mechanical bull, and to get your ass down off the roof."
Jasper, be a dear and fetch the K-Y, would you? This stovepipe is a little rusty.
"I say Vickers, what's that bush you're sitting on?"
Timmy looked on admiringly. "My, what a remarkable bush you have Betsy..."
"Thank you Timmy. I find that trimming it regularly encourages it to grow back bigger and fuller than before."
"I know you said you were as big as a house, Timmy, but I had no idea!"
"Are you tring to look at my mimsy you chav mockney bastard?"
"Gaw blimey! erm...Step in time, step in time?"
"On a bit. On a bit more. Yes - that sound like it it! Oh, no it isn't - they say the sound's good, but the picture's gone all wobbly. Can you go back a bit, and still keep hold of the tree?..."
"Sod this for a lark" thought Betsy. "If they like football that much, the least they could do is to stump up for cable".
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