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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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10 comments:
Bertie gets a lifetime ban from the ten pin bowling - just for not wearing their horrid two tone shoes. It's so unfair!
well of course i struggle with tying my shoes - look at the size of the fucking tumour on my forehead. my left eyeball has been mashed all out of shape - i can't see straight dammit.
martin crowe and shane warne both think i have good looking hair.
so, yeah yeah.
"Drogba me no Drogba's, cheating cunt. I only asked him to get off my foot and he rolled over three times clutching his face.
Next time he'll get the full fucking "Eduardo"."
"Just lend me the fucking hair straighteners. I've got fuckin hat hair dam it. You want me to go out looking like this?"
"I bet it is too a sissy game. How butch can 'ruggers' be? Christ!"
Awwww...come on! Which of you assholes superglued my shoelaces?
FART!!!
Do these make my butt look fat? Or is it my butt that makes my . . . Never mind!
I love Bowling and Try to Get Tenpin Discount for Bowling.
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