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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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"Caught you! Did you think your hint of curves would go unnoticed? And if I'm not mistaken, that package smells distinctly of Grosvenor Pie."
The Size Zero Police were ruthless. This would be ten days in the slammer on a diet of water with a hint of lemon, and the immediate arrest and execution of her Aunt Betty for aiding and abetting.
dot dot dot, obvious marijuana bit.
"Because I like eggs, that's why, Miss High and Mighty, if it's any of your business."
"Ha! But what you don't know is that I've sprayed the floor with glue! Now, to make my escape!"
But June hadn't counted on the fact that the only way in or out of the room was through the door... and across the quick-sticking concoction.
"You promised Martha! You said 'no more VHS'. It's not like vinyl you stupid bitch."
"Girls,girls.. it's DVD!"
"Not that chunky love."
"Look..it's The Breakfast Club and Kickboxer. It only cost me £9."
"Plus delivery"
"£13 then"
"Sam, Sandra. Hold her down. I'm going to beat some sense into the Amazon abusing whore!"
Attack of the Muriel Gray Clones! Dah! Duh! Dah!!!
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