Thursday, October 25, 2007

Scatological Humour

'It's been a lovely evening, Bertie -- tell me, though: what's with the eyepatch?' 'Oh, I burst a blood vessel taking a shit.' 'That's... awful.' 'Awful? It was fucking diabolical! I've never shit so hard in my life. Seriously, I think I cracked my pelvis.' '... Take me home, Bertie.' '*sigh* Right.'

9 comments:

Dan said...

"Let's go back to my place. Please? I promise I won't stick it in your eye again."

Unknown said...

Sometimes Josh, just sometimes, I think I love you.

Josh said...

And sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.

Anonymous said...

Damn - Dan beat me to the skullfuck joke.

Anonymous said...

And sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.

Damn. What the hell flavors do they sell over there across the pond?

Adny said...

"I say, look over here: a working-class man is urinating in the street!"
"Too late! It's already running down my leg."

Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling said...

Actually Josh, I'm not sure it is toothpaste.

Real toothpaste doesn't take three minutes and a copy of Hustler to get pumped out of the tube.

Anonymous said...

And sometimes, just sometimes, I think you've loved me. But then I realise it's just toothpaste.

Damn. What the hell flavors do they sell over there across the pond?


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Anonymous said...

"No I'd really rather just have a cappucino. I've given up all that gay stuff because it made my eyes water"

"Ah! But since the accident it won't be half as bad."