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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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In answer to his question, Gerald found out that yes, it was a gun in her hand, no, she wasn't pleased to see him, and that his undisguised exuberant rubbing of his genitals through the pocket was the act that tipped her over the edge.
In the early fifties, cartoon porn all had to be done by metaphor. Sometimes a shotgun, sometimes she'd have a cigarette holder between her lips. How they begat children in those days is beyond me.
"You know, I've seen they way you look at me... I think you're pretty cute, too..."
But Giles was too deeply engrossed in his game of "pocket billiards" to notice, and the moment was lost forever.
Fortunately Roy had properly adjusted his kevlar cup so when the date turned sour only his thighs and lower abdomen were perforated by the shotgun blast.
"Do you REALLY need me to explain what '12 gauge' birth conrtol is?"
"Guess who else is late?"
"Oh, bother."
"And then when I finally turn in to a wolf we can fuck like dogs."
"Doesn't that involve me twisting around to face away from you so that my bell-end is trapped?"
"You've got the idea."
Wincing and holding his family jewels "Erm... I've just remembered i've left the gas on."
As she reached for the shotgun, Rupert realised anal was probably out of the question.
"Darla, when I agreed to that shotgun wedding, your father never told me you'd be carrying the wretched thing on our honeymoon as well."
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