Thursday, June 28, 2007

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Contrition

'That's right -- you sit there and you think about what you did. When you're ready to apoligise, I'll give you back your nose.'

Friday, June 22, 2007

I'm Just Sayin'

Oh, and I've shuffled things around a bit on the Cafepress store (and the other one).

It's nothing special but if... y'know, if you wanted to maybe go there and, I dunno, buy stuff? I guess... I guess that'd be cool.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

The Game is a Foot

'...and the Lord said 'Let there be no light!'' In the darkness and confusion that followed, our plucky protagonist was able to escape from the clutches of the secular humanists to continue his investigation. Tune in next week for more adventures of Sherlock Jesus, Teen Detective!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

A Cautionary Tale

'AIIEE! The pixies are flying their tiny plane into my armpit!' The dangers of masturbation #17: Loss of depth perception coupled with belief in pixies.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

The Ties That Bind

'Strange... I'm sure I can hear a rhythmic slapping sound, as though hundreds of adolescent boys seated in front of computers were masturbating at the same time.<br />Must be my imagination. Ah well, back to writhing and struggling against my bonds, my heaving bosom straining against the cruel ties that confine me...'

Oh, and comic #150 happened some time in the middle of Obvious Week II. I always lose count.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Friday, June 01, 2007

Obvious Week II: The Obviousening

Rapedog.

Acknowledgements to Hewligan and, of course, Jeremy Slater.

And that's another Obvious Week out of the way. Feel cleansed? I know I do.