Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Obvious Week II: Just When You Thought It Was Safe

My, what a big pussy. (The humour of this statement consists in the fact that 'pussy' is a word for cat and also for woman bits.)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

*Sniff*
*Sniff*

I see that you are a women now....huh Susan?

Anonymous said...

Girl to lion: "Is it really true you could eat me whole?"
Lion: "Actually, I usually spit that part out."

Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling said...

Leelee wins.

vincenzo said...

Marlin Perkins: "See How Jim, dressed in drag, taunts the lion with honey. It is important that Jim not make direct eye contact with the lion. Opps, it looks like Jim has made eye contact and made some strange sounds that have aroused the lion. OK... Well wait here and watch the lion quickly penetrate Jim. That reminds me...if you find you have that particular uncomfortable itching and burning that just wont go away..use Preparation H...like Jim will be after this segment. Well that's all for the lion and this week from Mutual of Omaha's - Wild Kingdom."

Reverend Frag said...

I CAN HAS LITL GURL?

Josh said...

That's more like it. KTHXBAI

Anonymous said...

One of the saucier deleted scenes from the Chronicles of Narnia DVD. Available in stores now.