That's Not How It Works...
UPDATE: Hi to the good folks at Pharyngula. Have a look around, make yourselves comfortable -- just ignore the fact that I constantly and deliberately confuse monkeys with apes and we'll get on fine...
GRAMMAR UPDATE: No, there isn't meant to be a "the" in "beating fuck out of her." Not everyone uses the same colloquialisms as you, asshole.
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"bark" said Judas the dog "bark, bark"
"There he is, up in that tree!!!"
"Let's poke him with sharp sticks and crusify him!!!"
"indeed so!!"
And Jesus knew he lost again, damn that halo for giving him away.
I know the comments are for alternate texts and blah de blah, but I juat wanted to say "that's some funny fucking shit right there. Yo."
As you were.
Thanks, rsjs, for leading the way:
hahahahahahahahahahahah
FUNNY :D I'm going to link the shit out of this one...
As she hid up the tree, Emily was frightened and confused. Her handbook "Sapphic Love for Beginners' had emphasised the caring, sensitive and intimate nature of lady-love. Obviously she should have been less anxious to come out, and go on to read the chapter entitled 'Getting Gang-banged and spanked By the Rough Girls from the Estate'
ps that last one was by Lee Lee and he is proud of it
The worm-boy had made his way up the tree with ease, where he could hide in safety. Before he knew it the hound had lead its mistresses to the worm child. "Theres the freak!" the girls cried, hearts exploding with joy. He would be roasted over the campfire come morning.
Being comfortable enough with their own sexuality to dress as females, the boys would help the confused man in the tree by showing him how to dress properly.
Unitards with hoods were never going to be fashionable.
Like always, he would resist change at first, but gentle stroking with the stick would sooth him into submission soon enough.
They'd been taking the tree apart for hours, but the girls were still no nearer to rescuing Clive.
Surely there MUST be an easier way...
Nelson the one eyed dog always had problems with perspective.
"That's the wrong fucking tree you daft mutt, it's the one behind"
Osama Bin Ladin however was already hot footing it over the horizon and the American crack Ranger troop (Disguised as girls) had failed miserably again.
"Oh fuck this! Lets go and shoot some Limeys"
"Look, Patches treed another little one", exclaimed Tracy.
"This time don't let her run off with it. We need her garments for leggings."
God DAMMIT you're funny. Marry me?
That's okay, I do the same with apes and monkeys--and while I'm at it, I also deliberately confuse rats with all other rodents. ;-)
Suddenly, the knowledge that he had run afoul of a furry bait-and-rape operation dawned upon the wolf. It was going to be a long night.
Slowly, the Greek public became aware of the unorthodox methods used by the new National Antiquities Recovery Association.
They were not pleased. Not at all.
Just arrived here from Pharyngula, and am glad I did!
Were do you find all these incredible pictures?
I just showed up from Pharyngula, too, and this site immediately hit my bookmarks. I've mailed it to all my friends. All seven.
...then the atheist wagged his tail and licked his privates, feeling very smug with the false attributes that he had assigned. He was a good dog!
I would have said to the religionuts "Why dont you just get God to get me down from this tree?"
Harold enjoyed the feeling of straddling a branch whilst naked. Unfortunately, the local all-girls school had caught sight of him masturbating in the tree. The local Punishment Squad was summoned forth to dispense retribution.
Fortunately, Harold just happened to have a BDSM beating fetish as well.
We caught him! We caught the Irishman!
When he applied to join the older kids super fun club the idea of initiation rituals sounded fine to Timmy. Now as he cowered in the tree protecting his rectum he realised that the club was not all it was cracked up to be.
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