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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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WAIT! Watch, I do this funny thing where I pretend to crush peoples' heads between my thumb and finger. You just have to squint or maybe close one eye...oh, sorry.
"I may be hideously ugly, and I may have unfortunate personal habits, but it's you, brother, that is the real monster"
"Be quiet, Igor, I only need one more eyeball."
"I don't know how it works. Just drink this and your Hathaway shirts will popular again with the younger crowd. Remember Members Only?
"Fucking zombie is going to ruin the exectution again," said Captain Swishcock. "Though, I must admire his sense of pride and vanity. His brain is in a bucket on the floor, yet thanks to a well placed combover one would never notice."
"Hey! Over here! Yeah, you one-eyed bastard, I'm like a mongoose, I stick and... Aargh!"
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