Thursday, November 30, 2006

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I Said Consume!

Well, I got a pitifully low response regarding your favourite comics, which surprised me, since normally when you ask "what's your favourite X?" on the Internet people won't shut up. Perhaps I should stop using LiveJournal as my yardstick for expectations regarding personal interaction.

At any rate, the scant few who offered an opinion in this regard may be interested to know that there's now a second Monkey Fluids shop with a bunch of new designs. Shine on, you crazy diamonds.

By which I mean, "give me money, you crazy diamonds."

Back! In Glorious Technicolour!

Say how big it is! SAY HOW BIG IT IS!!

I'm going to two a week now -- Tuesdays and Thursdays. That should let me eke this site out a bit further beyond the point when creativity deserts me completely.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Comic #100: Everything New is Old Again

The treacle had been deployed - in moments, a swarm of flesh-eating wasps would exact Gracie’s terrible revenge on Timmy, but everyone would blame Kilty McChimp, the lovable Caledonian ape. Feigning horror, she congratulated herself on the perfect crime...

So this is number 100. More or less -- the count gets a bit messy when you decide whether or not to include ones like this or this. Regardless, I say this is the century comic and my word is law.

I was thinking about packing it in once I reached 100, but then you fuckers start saying things like:

In recent months, Monkey Fluids ... has risen from the muddy depths of the web to become one of the best satirical and pseudo-educational comic strips out there.
And, well, my ego's just too big to pass that sort of stuff up. I will, however, take a short break (I'm thinking a week or two) while I take a breather and work on the next hundred fifty bunch. When I return, I'll probably cut the posting frequency back to two a week as well.

Your instructions while I'm gone are twofold:
  1. Learn how to use an RSS reader -- they're built in to all the modern browsers. That way, you won't have to keep checking the site to see if I'm back. There's that syndication link for the LiveJournal-inclined also.
  2. Nominate, in the comments for this post or via e-mail, your favourite comic out of the first hundred. The CafePress merchandise could do with updating, and I want to know which designs are most popular...
Right, back in a bit.

Monday, November 13, 2006

C is for Charlie

Nadine was quick to cover the track marks, but forgot that she'd left some of her gear on the table. Busted!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Hitler Joke: Check

Young Adolf's singing career never got off the ground after his mother caught him rehearsing in her bedroom. However, pop music's loss was genocide's gain...

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Norse Gods in Love

'Gosh, Odin - you look positively dreamy without your beard. Back to my place?' Scene from the upcoming romantic comedy 'Who's Your Allfather?'

Monday, November 06, 2006

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Moo hoo ha har.

I am pleased to announce that Monkey Fluids has purchased, for the princely sum of NZ$4.50, the African nation of Gabon. When I heard that Earth is on Sale, I figured I'd better get in and stake out a reasonably priced bit of advertising space for the eternal glory of this website. Prices are based on population, not area, but some lucky fucks already got Greenland.

It's on the West coast, about halfway down...

Friday, November 03, 2006


The new drugs made Angie so very happy. The voices were still there—the angry, hurting voices like needless hammered into her skull, but she was JUST! SO! HAPPEEEE!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006