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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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They were all very happy in the new house, even if they couldn't quite remember how they'd gotten there. Then Timmy noticed that the windows were just painted on, and they started to get concerned. Then they looked for a door that led to the outside, and the bad stuff started.
"But Mummy it's snowing"
Mummy desparately tried to coax Timmy towards her, hoping he wouldn't turn round and see the multiple mouthed alien creature floating behind him.
"Mommy! look what i shat on today!"
"Hey they're filming bukkake!"
Or...
The book opened at THAT particular page, and the hot-cross bun hidden behind the curtain could only point in one direction – Nursey was the killer.
"Here Timmy, have your hot milk"
Desparately he attempted a diversion "Look it's snowing!"
"It's been snowing for days, foolish boy"
"Yes" Nursey thought , "and we'll be cut off from the village soon..."
"There's a guy over there who can't draw feet" shouted Timmy "Stop him! He's getting away!"
"Stop him yourself."
"Have you tried running with legs like these?"
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