Smutty Innuendo
Well, that was needlessly vulgar. As an added bonus, the original caption for that picture:
Heh heh... "bowels"...
Monday, October 02, 2006
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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" It isn't fair Sadie the Franks get the Attic and we have to hide down here."
"The skimpy maid's uniform turned up fine, but the Gimp suit is out of stock. We'll just have to make do."
Keitaro picked the wrong time to use the trapdoor to Narus' room again
"Why do I always have to descend into the bowels of the Earth Janice?"
"Just get down there Timmy, or it's the encylopedia again - and this time sideways."
"Hey - you're wearing green knickers!"
"Those aren't knickers, Timmy."
"Timmy, when a trap door is used to disappear someone, it's not real magic.", explained Janice, "It's called an illusion."
"Now if you truly want to see something real, climb up here and put your hands on these."
Timmy discovered, in rapid succession, that this was not a normal basement, Lindsey was not technically a girl, and "to make someone one's bitch" was not a metaphor.
The sequel to The Sixth Sence was a bit shit. "I see dead people..."
"Shut up sprout face!" Snarled Jane "and dont be leaving the ghost of Bruce Willis down there again, young man"
Timmy had wondered where his dad had hid all of his shit hot porn.
"Wait a minute what are these bound volumes on the desk Timmy?" asked Greta..."German Goo Girls; Razzle; Zoo-time ... Why I believe he's been reading Edgar Allen Poe*"
* Ref - "The Letter"
That should be "The Purloined Letter" my memory is going.
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~HYPER/POE/purloine.html
"You see Bertha, it's sort of like this, only with your maidenhead. Now hand me that can of tomato juice, will you?"
"Whatever for, Arnold?"
"Well, we need something to stand in for all the blood that's going to ooze out. After all, the blood IS why you're about to do this with that dog out back."
"I know Arnold. But what are you going to do with my blood once you've got it all in that basin Uncle Edmond loaned you?"
"Well, shit woman. I'm out of cocaine, and I need to snort SOMETHING."
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