Reader Mail #4
Submitted by someone calling himself MrPerson, 1 April 2006:
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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
2 comments:
The young starlet turned her head at EXACTLY the moment the zombie hands sprang out of the dirt.
Soon she will lose all her clothes, a zombie will end up with a garden fork in its eye, and she will be impaled on the jagged glass of the shed window, whilst her entrails become a tasty snack for the remaining monsters.
The remake of Casablanca was going well.
Rosie regretted last nights chicken vindaloo as what she hoped would be a silent fart turned into something more, 'Gardeners World:- live 1948' would never be the same again.
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