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Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his variegated fluids? The gods themselves, they do not know.
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14 comments:
Ol' Logan knew his time was up when he was visited by the two young Runners. The new Society still didn't like bald and ugly old bastards.
Do you know, it never even occured to me to make a Logan's Run reference, and yet now that you mention it, it's totally obvious. I must be going soft -- they'll be coming for me next.
The jelly one nearly made me hurl.
Great site, btw!
Kim Kinnison finally fell for the wiles of the Boskonian School girl assassins....
"This'll do you girls - my young Marie swears there's nothing like the caesium pill for dealing to herpes."
--Hewligan
"Damn, I forgot about the interest. Nancy, can you loan me ten bucks?"
"Okay, but next time you pawn your clitoris you're on your own."
Nancy knew they were watching her. She knew it was a set up. She stared and stared...
"darn it girls! that flashing means the police will be here in five minutes. get those blouses off quick!"
"And it better be a real birth-control pill, and not just an orange tic-tac this time" snarled Lucy, "The headmistress asked some very embarrasing questions about the business with the bath and the coathanger."
"simply swallow this magic bean, and you'll wakeup the next morning with a penis....."
Alice knew she'd never have to pee sitting down again
"Oh, all right then," said Janet. "But one gold coin was enough for you to do both of us last week -- I really don't see why the price should have risen."
Anne held her breath and watched silently while Sarah haggled with the old man. She knew that the sensible option was simply to meet his price and get him to cough up the polaroids, but somehow she couldn't help hoping that they would be forced to revert to plan B and gut him where he stood.
“Well Master Merryweather and Master Peregrine, you were warned about drinking that Entish Water.
Yes I have an antidote here. But it aint cheap – A night of three-in-a-bed no holds barred bum-sex, both before AND after you change back”
“You fiend, Gandalf!”
Call me a lesbian, but those chicks're hot.
I like the site. I saw a banner on dino comics just now, and I started reading from the front (back? (the beginning)), which is why I'm commenting on something that's a couple years old.
The low quality of the comment? That's just... that's just my usual. You'll get used to it.
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